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Gator Blue ACKformance Shorts – University of Florida Pride!
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Roll Tide Shorts: ACKformance Khaki for the Crimson Tide Fan
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Auburn Tigers' Khaki Shorts: ACKformance Classic. Game Day Ready. Collegiate Style.
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Clemson Khaki Shorts: ACKformance Perfection - Game Day Ready!
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LSU Khaki Shorts: Game Day Ready. Effortless Collegiate Style. ACKformance Approved.
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Ole Miss Khaki Shorts: ACKformance Comfort, Rebel Ready.
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Vols Victory Shorts: Classic Khaki, Tennessee Spirit.
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UGA Bulldogs ACKformance Shorts Khaki: Game Day Ready or Everyday Cool.
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Gamecocks Khaki Shorts: ACKformance Style for USC Fans! Show Your Spirit. Perfect Fit.
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Clemson Twill: Comfort Meets Collegiate Cool. Khaki Vibes. Game Day Ready.
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